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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #180 on: June 20, 2013, 09:41 »
The ant was resurrected to found out the ground was made of jello.

The ant died with I stepped on it.

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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #181 on: June 20, 2013, 12:01 »
Or so you thought but the ant simply got pressed into the jello where it was preserved body and soul for 9 million years, then his descendants release him and worships him as the ant god

Unfortunately their religion also involves cannibalism of the god thinking it would give them psychic powers equivalent to the god per gram of meat so the ant is torn apart and roasted.
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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #182 on: June 20, 2013, 12:26 »
that's too much to read

The ant survived because the religion does not eat ants, its too godly.

The ant died from the other ants who hated that ant.

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« Reply #183 on: June 20, 2013, 12:29 »
But then one ant was special, that ant loved this ant, and they eloped. They could withstand sticks, stones and nuclear missiles as long as they were together~  :love:

They stopped holding hands when the ant had to go to the toilet. The toilet exploded.
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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #184 on: June 20, 2013, 13:12 »
The ant in the toilet survived when a human saved it.

The ant died when the human squashed it.

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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #185 on: June 20, 2013, 13:46 »
The ant went to heaven

the ant fell in love with another ant and got exiled from heaven by god and died after fighting lucifer. He was squished.
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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #186 on: June 24, 2013, 09:09 »
The ant survived the squish because he quickly digged into the ground to hide itself.

The ant dies when the earthquake started.

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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #187 on: June 24, 2013, 12:05 »
The ant's tunnels cave in but he survives by making friends with a mole and hiding in his mouth.

Unfortunately the mole eats him.
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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #188 on: June 24, 2013, 12:42 »
The ant survived when the ant came out of the mole's butt.

the ant was so stinky that it killed himself.

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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #189 on: June 24, 2013, 13:16 »
But god doesn't' like suicides so he's ressurected

only to get killed by a giant worm.
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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #190 on: June 24, 2013, 13:36 »
BUT SURVIVED BECAUSE I KISSED IT.

but the ant died because i accidently swallowed it.

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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #191 on: June 26, 2013, 17:41 »
But it was still alive

until it reached your stomach, got digested and became a part of you!
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Re: Kill the ant!
« Reply #192 on: June 27, 2013, 08:31 »
The ant bursted out of me, splattered all over the place.

The ant died because my blood was poisonous.

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